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April 20th, 2011

cars and areolas. {yes, i said areola}

some of you who are personal friends with me on facebook may have seen my status update on saturday:

Hannah Blood
thinking the lady nursing her babe in her car @ a rest stop misunderstood my enthusiastic smile and thumbs up…
April 16 at 1:16pm via BlackBerry

and seriously said incident has had me randomly bursting out belly laughing for four days.

oyevay.

it was just one of those things where when you’re in the moment you see the misunderstanding unfolding but there’s no way to change it. no special sign attached to your vehicle you can program the words, “OH WAIT! NO! that’s not what i meant! i’m a mom too. and i’ve spent the better part of the last two years nursing a child in a car in a rest stop. all i meant was, kudos to you!”

trust me lady, i’m not some areola stalking creep in a minivan. and even scarier…do i really look like one?

i remember traveling with j when he was only a few months old. can’t remember where we were headed, but we were solo, we were in justin’s then honda accord, and it was absolutely pouring.

the memory is kind of foggy – but we pulled up along side a convenience store, still a good ways from home. it was the kind of “i need food NOW” scream that i knew wasn’t going to subside or let up. the rain was so torrential that i opted to climb in between the front seats and into the back (with a rear facing infant seat in the middle of the back seat=almost touching the two front seats) to avoid total drenching.

now, yes, you’re right. we should have had the swagger back then. would have been a breeze.

i don’t think i’ll ever forget sitting in the back of that car. the thunderous rain beating down upon us. feeling safe and secure; my son warm and content on my chest.

and being so thankful for that rain in that moment – for it’s sheeting strength, blinding wind; it’s cover. although we were parked inches from other cars and numerous people, we were hidden.

if a woman in a minivan had glanced in, smiled and given me a thumbs up i would have taken it.

i would have smiled wildly back. the warm, i’m with you, smile that only moms to moms can give. and really get.

so nursing moms in cars in random public places, have at it. you are doing an amazing job. next time i come across one of you i may, eh, scale down my enthusiasm. but i will still acknowledge the beauty and the goodness with the i get you smile.

and if you’re a guy (or a gal) who likes boobs you should have gained some seriously golden knowledge from this post: when in convenience store parking lots and rest areas, look for the wide eyed lady sitting shot gun with a large lump in her arms. chances are you might just spy an areola or two. just sayin.

April 14th, 2010

all along the middle

the other day as i was mulling around the house in typical pick up tiny truck only to step on same tiny truck ten minutes later (now in middle of kitchen floor) fashion in dawned on me that i have begun to think in facebook status updates. you know like, i was buttering the french toast bagel i bought by mistake (thinking it was cinnamon raisin) and thought to myself, hannah walters blood is so not getting any closer to bikini ready with this  french toast bagel. or when looking at my hair in the mirror this morning, hannah walters blood might have more fun as a blond?

of course since the realization of this bizarre mental quirk, i’ve been totally driving myself crazy;  i have become will ferrell in the movie stranger than fiction. (only i’m my own narrator.) seriously, this is bad people.

and to think, i don’t even tweet. i mean, twitter is just that; a constant stream of status updates, no? i’ve been avoiding it because there truly aren’t even four minutes available in my day to allocate  and i’m afraid that if i add any new sites to my favorites toolbar, one or more children may go hungry. priorities people.

but seriously, if it means my mind will go back to processing thoughts normally, in a non-status update format, maybe i’ll find those four minutes. am i alone in this? has this ever happened to anyone else? please? ok, even if it hasn’t i would totally appreciate you humoring me. come on, leave a response below!

today i will track my status update stream of thought - right here for you to see.

welcome to my brain. it starts with an ooo and ends with a kiss and all along the middle it goes something like this (thanks sandra):

hannah walters blood…

wonders how long my nails will be if i vow not to cut or bite them until jackson’s birthday

is more excited for the arrival of jackson’s new shoes from zappos than her own

hasn’t really made dinner in weeks. spinach salad with veggie burgers all around. daily

should start collecting the globs of hair that fall from my head. surely, it could be put to better use than clogging my drains

‘s feet are a hot mess. hand-done pedi’s are so not cutting it. my apologies in advance

is better off not thinking about all the grimy hands in the work pretzel tub

eats a crap load of spinach but really has no muscle to speak of. what gives pop eye?

needs to book some family portraits. hmm, mapping out a day months in advance should be easy (insert sarcasm)

worries about the long-term side effects of applying purell on my hands a gagillion times a day

needs suggestions: to get, or not, a double (non-jogging) stroller? how long are kids in those things?

wants a macbook (and is accepting all offers)

is thankful my boss just lost the coin toss and is flying (and buying) for afternoon java

hates the feeling of complete chaos in our closets, dressers and storage and needs a full day, sans kids and work, to purge

has free windshield replacement but keeps watching the little crack migrate west without any motivation to call someone

feels like i have more doctors than most 85 year olds

wishes someone would invent a coffee cup with a built-in warmer for those of us who can not sit and peacefully drink a whole cup while its hot

yes, this was just one day. and there were more, but my memory is totally shot. so even if i tried like hell to remember them (like ones i was thinking of while driving or pottying or in a meeting) there’s no shot in hell they made it to this list.

any way you slice it if i were in school right now i’d skip right past the social media marketing/networking degree and head straight onto social networking psychology. not sure if it exists yet, but hell it better come quick.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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